Wednesday, 20 January 2010

FLOWERY'S CONFESSION ...

Last week I sent Fukarwi a doggy email and attached a doggy video file to the email . The file was called 'Motor Cycle Crashes'. I recommended that he should turn the speakers on loud. Fukarwi was staying in a posh hotel in Guildford and he went to reception with his laptop to use the free wi fi facility as it wasn't free in the bedrooms. He logged onto the internet and starts viewing his emails. He finds he has an email from me. He clicks on the email. Downloads the video file 'Motor Cycle Crashes' and turns the speakers on loud. Suddenly lots of naked men start flashing on his monitor and the speakers blasts out : ' LOOK, I'M WATCHING GAY PORN '. Unfortunately, there was a lot of old people standing near him and they were not happy. In a panic he tried to turn the speakers off but all that happened was the speakers got louder and louder. The receptionist was very understanding, I guess it was a very very gay friendly hotel. He was lucky no one called the police. Tonight I grassed him up to Teapot ... I must apologise to Fukarwi for stitching him up and then grassing him up tonight. I must also congratulate him for being such a good sport. Teapot did a wonderful job tonight awarding Fukarwi with his down down and I guess I will have to watch my back for quite some time as I'm sure revenge will be very sweet ...

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