Hi Di Hi (birthday girl) and Rubber Duck ...

... on the Teign House hash (Larks pic)

Teapot christens shoes as the GM looks on ...

... at the Teign House Inn (Larks pic)

Wiggy and the Poach at the Teign House ...

(Larks pic)

Await with bated breath ...

... Hi Di Hi's birthday downdown ...

Forrest DIDASID ... video

Err, Forrest old son, there is a hash term for awarding yourself a downdown, it's a SID ... first coined several years ago when that great off-roader FRB Heidi managed to edge out Bluebird (firing on all cylinders) on the ROAD finish up to the Weary Ploughman at Churston. Bluebird was SO impressed he awarded the downdown to himself. By the way, SID stands for 'self-inflicted downdown' and therefore dear boy, DIDASID is 'He DID a SID' ... get it? Got it. Good!

Downdown destroyed ... video

Mouldy never comes out of second gear ...

Migman's going to tell you a stawree ... video

Thank Cap'n Pugwash ... video

Meanwhile, back at the Teign House Inn ... video

Found the zoom ... video

An athlete drifts by ... video

Where's the zoom? ... video

Our Man in Havana makes the RG ... video

They're not kicking the checks out ... video

Roving reporter checks in ... video

and it's not looking good ...

Forrest's new forest trail ... video

Two ways back ... video

Teign House Inn circle ... video

we're still training the camera man ...

First in the queue for the pink loo ...

... is Rubber Duck

A GM, an RA and a hare ...

... outside the Teign House ... From left: Rubber Duck (Edinburgh GM), Teapot and Forrest Stump.

Man at work ...

... Forrest Stump, New Dickhead Hat attired ...

"Oi, you wally!"

... Melon Picker arrested in mid-stride ...

Honeydew in Gay Day awayday pink ...

... at the Teign House Inn

Chief Controller hopefully controlling things ...

... at the Teign House Inn this evening. With an unprecedented two hashes in a row missed, your Supreme One is now having withdrawal symptoms ... Plan X has now been put into operation: The Chief Controller and major shareholder in CRUISEDOG TOWERS BLOGS has been entrusted with covering tonight's hash ... a plan probably destined to fail miserably, but nevertheless I cling to the faint hope that I might just get a few usable pics to post. 'If' the plan works, I'll be collecting the SD card Tuesday evening to process. Until then, my precocious litttle pomegranate seeds, we will have to wait with everything crossed ...