South Pacific: Replacing horns ... I musta missed that pub ...

South Pacific: "Is the Little Green Men's toilet ...

... over there?"

South Pacific: Lovely dress Big Issue my love but ...

... what is that colour shirt to your left? I think it's called 'lurid sick' ... or 'grot green' ...

South Pacific: Sit tight Kermit and you'll stay in the picture!

South Pacific: She's a pretty little thing and perhaps ...

... I shoudda given her a quick twirl round the floor instead of taking the pic ...

South Pacific: Just fixed the red eye on this pic ...

... but unsure if I've posted it before ...

South Pacific: Another 'snapper' ... remember ...

... I've shared nigh on 5000 pics with you ...

South Pacific: Get down, Bobby, get down ...

South Pacific: General chaos ensues ...

South Pacific: I wuz young once ... sigh

South Pacific: "Wake up dear, he's taking a picture ... "

South Pacific: There's an awful lot of you with cameras but ...

... so far I've only had contributions from Cinderfella and Larks Vomit ... you can either email them in or put on a CD or a memory stick ... no excuses now!

South Pacific: About to pounce on Able ... ?

South Pacific: As this was a good one of you, Flossie ...

... I had to zoom, cut and resize ... phew

South Pacific: Spectacular headdress on the Swan ...

... clinched the Fancy Dress Winner award ...

South Pacific: "Stick around sweetie, I'm jus' goin' for a top-up ... "

South Pacific: "If he doesn't come back soon Flossie, can I have his pint?"

South Pacific: "Arrrrr, what be this dance then, me lovely?"

Winfield's 'Wonder of Woolies' that was ... video

Apologies for our over zealous director at the end of this clip ...

Winfield's 'Wonder of Woolies' that was ... concluding snippet ... video

Take 4 for the group photo ... they get bored so easily ...

Take 3 for the group photo ... Bobby! ...

... if I cut you out of the photo, it might be a goer ... sigh

Take 2 for the group photo ... and Migman ...

... puts the kibosh on this one ...

Take 1 for the group photo ... and Bobby ...

... puts the kibosh on this one ...

The second course ...

... after the chips and cheesy chips ... good pub, good pub ...

"If you keep drinking my pint ...

... I'm going to have to ask you to leave ... "

Love the hat!

Like this pic for two reasons ...

... Melon choking on his beer and a great side profile of Hi Di Hi ... !

"Give generously, please!" ...

... Fallen Woman ensures all cough up for the grub at the Keyberry ...

We collect other hash shirts ... as you know ...

... Piltdown Man's old Hash ...

Joe 96's baptism is complete ...

It's the age old question ...

... half full or half empty ... ?

I'm right behind you, Pottsie ...

Joe 96? I don't think so ... if they knew what ...

... I did, you'd have been named Vat 69 ...

He's up for a naming ...

Bobby with topper downdown ... video

Lost property ... video

Forrest downdown and with no Teapot it's ...

... plain sailing with a sleever ...

Inside the Keyberry and Pottsie is ...

... earning his fee tonight ...

"Wake me up when it's time ... hic ... "

I'm sure I've seen that shirt before ...

Blaster (second right) making sure that ...

... the exit's ready for a quick getaway ...

"Any chance of a refill?"

"I'll plug it in for you, Rambo!"

"Can you switch the mike on, please, Hatrack?"

They love the Malteser barrel ...

Wiggy (left) sadly contemplates his recently ...

... deceased Speckled Hen ...

Hatrack applauds the living legend ...

... or is merely thankful that he's ceased ...

Not even out of breath ...

... what a trouper ...

There's no escape from the 'dulcet' tones ...

Now in full flow, Flossie ...

The classic pose is struck ...

T he Great Hash God prepares for his party piece ...

Ex header pic: South Pacific Fancy Dress Winners