Cott Inn: Next week/haberdashery/Her Indoors a nan ... video

So much to cram into one vid clip!

Cott Inn: Wood Lend downdown triumph ... video

And I tell 'ee something, that's not a bad idea by Teapot - WoodlAnd - Forrest and Woodland - get it! Oh well, please yourselves then ...

Cott Inn: Return of the Southwester Hat and downdown ... video

Cott Inn: U Bend gets the wrong angle - downdown ... video

Apparently he mistook the ruddy great tractor with floodlights as two hashers! Regrettably, as the Supreme Pillock, I have to award 'Nil Pillock Points' as spoken gaffes are inadmissible for ranking purposes ... otherwise any silly sod could get them, couldn't they ... derrrrr ... It's DEEDS that maketh Pillock Points ... you wally brains ...

Cott Inn: Archangel downdown ... video

Justly awarded actually as no-one twigged that Archangel had his birthday the day before his hash last week ... Happy birthday, my son ...

Cott Inn: Flip Flop's 'Many Things' preamble ... video

Do you know something? This ex two-time Pillock would make one helluva good RA ... always entertaining and lucid ... well, he would be, from my year at Torquay Grammar!

Cott Inn: Poacher to 'Migwig' and downdown ... video

Ex header pic: "Now first things first girls, where exactly is Liverton?"

Important announcement before downdowns ... video

Last orders before the Downdowns commence at the Cott ... video

Inside the Cott Inn ... video

Don't fret Forrest ...

... I'm preparing the detailed flight plan to your hash next Monday ...

Basher Blaster's back ...

... seen 'ere Arry, chatting with certain future star U Bend Over ...

Melanie thinks he's got me in trouble ...

... You fink! You know it wuz you that led me up that path to head 'em off at the pass! But it won't do you any good - as Supreme Pillock, I can do whatever I like in the sure and certain knowledge (that sounds vaguely familiar - I'll have to have a word with my speech maker) that I'm above downdowns ... so bleeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Our eyes met for a split instant in time ...

... I thought: "It's the girl of my dreams aaaahhhh ..." She thought: "Who is that wally filming me!" ... Why oh why, do I always fancy the barmaid ... answers on a post...

Ex header pic: Bad headtorch day ...

... featuring the misnamed '0898' (no such animal nowadays - the former chat line number - when Emily was 'named at Living Coasts Black & White Run last year, the wallies shouted this out thinking it was a premium sex line number ... when in fact it should have been 090 ... Get it? Got it! Good!) ... How do I know all this? Trust me, I'm a sexpert ... No? Well please yourselves then ...

Cott Inn: "Trust me, we've got them!" ...video

A tiny knot of breakaway hashers (led by an unnamed idiot) has headed them off at the pass 'bigtime' ... It is indeed a triumph for the FRB's - though strangely, the hashers concerned were reluctant to be identified - so don't worry 'Win' , 'Num' , 'Mel' , 'Hang' ... I've preserved your anonymity ...

Cott Inn: "I said you were going across the river!" ... video

On the road again: The entire hash goes through, Terence ... video

You're roving reporter legs it up the hill to get ALL hashers in this clip ... Why am I SO good to you?

Cott Inn: Over to Poacher ... video

Ex header pic: The Poach expounds at the Cott Inn ...

Cott Inn: Call to circle ... video

Cott Inn: Pre-circle pan ... video

Conflicting weather reports tonight:

It's either going to be minus 20 C, blizzard conditions, Abu Dhabi heatwave or torrential rain which Fallen Woman favours (above) ... I don't know Sooty, what do you think, Sweep?

Very Senior Mismanagement: Grand Master Rambo and RA Teapot ...

... prepare to get the show on the road at the Cott Inn ...

Former two time Pillock, Flip Flop ...

... in classic pose, attired with Old Dick Head Hat - addresses the TVH3 assemblage ...

"What have I got myself into here?"

Come on down Stuart! And he's evidently seen the ...

... weather forecast for Abu Dhabi ... sigh

Sing along - the first line will give you the song - Shirley!

... Don't cry for us, Archangel
The truth is we never left you
All through our wild hash days
Our mad existence
We kept our promise
Don't keep your distance .... (I think I'm cracking up again - where are my pills?)

Cinderfella's back from his skiing hols ...

... Shirley you've got some pics for us, Cinders ... ?

You'll be an 'ex' Campaign Manager soon ...

... Dad, if you keep spreading all this: "Let's make way for the 'natural' Pillocks amongst us!" rubbish ... it's deeds that maketh a Pillock not words ... (more on this later ... sigh)

I always post a pic of Fukarwi as ...

... we always get 50 or so 'Fukarwi' fans logging in ... you're a celebrity, my son, revel in it!

Don't squint boy! I've got plans for you Wood Lend ...

... I'm going to teach you all I know - in forty years time you could be as big a Pillock as me ...

and there's Mum!

Lovely smile, Claire ...

And the steel blue eyes never wavered ...

Larks

Miss Piggy's heard a snow warning ...

... on the weather forecast ...

And Arctic Anne arrives ...

Able

Serious Seagull

Vindaloo - a regular at the Cott hashes ...

Meter Maid from South Hams drops by ...

... we'd shortlisted this name for Lovely Rita, hadn't we?

Tonight at the Cott Inn ...

Whither wilt we wander, Wally? We've gorn behind the pub (Poacher again) - we've gorn across the road (think that wuz Poach yet again) ... so, unless the dear boy is on a variation (run it in reverse) ... methinks DOWN the hill is worth a go (last time Ollie laid it here - and a bloody good hash that wuz, Harry, across the river and up into parts unknown, Ursula) ... so don't be surprised if the Supreme P simply shouts: "YEEHAAAAA!" and legs it down the road regardless, Roger .... he has been known to refuse to come back and keep on truckin' just for the helluvit ....... long sigh ...

'Cruisedog waits' ... unusual horizon?

A first attempt at panorama setting. You take one photo, then pan to the right and take another and again a third. If you've done it correctly, the 3 photos will join up to take a sweeping panorama. Well, I did that okay, but they hadn't thought it through quite enough for the horizon ... sigh.