Fashion twirl and it was a good theory while it lasted ... video

Usual chaos ensues in the Star Inn ... video

Ex header pic: "They're only kidding, they'd never throw me in the ... "

The sweeper sweeps ...

... Numbnuts recedes into the distance ...

"I've got you, me deerio ... " ...

... a safe pair of hands - that's Piltdown ...

Queueing on the causeway ...

Wot a gent! ...

... Piltdown Man helps the harriets across the slippery concrete ...

Entertainment (Black Lagoon) and thrills galore (culvert) ...

... Soapy's well pleased with it so far ...

This is a nice one of you Hornie ...

Boldly going ...

.................

Waiting in the queue ...

Entertainment concluded ...

... the hash streams away ...

"No! Please! Not the Black Lagoon!" he screamed ...

The last thing I remember Doc was ...

... this blurry face smiling at me ...

The logo on the tee shirt doesn't fill me with great confidence ...

"I want a word with you!"

I'll be okay, Hornie will save me ...

... if he turns very nasty ... Shirley?

That bad feeling I had ...

... just got worse ...

The girls aren't giving me a lot of ...

... confidence here ...

I'm getting this bad feeling ...

The gang's all here anyway ...

Teapot likes it so far but ...

... far right, someone has just spotted who it was sent all the longs the wrong way ... oh-oh ...

Migman and son

Nice to see you lads, to see you ...

At least someone's having fun ...

Sorry I'm late lads, have I missed anything?

Taffy greets the late arrival of ...

... he who shall not be named ...

Cowardly but not stupid ... video

Tell us how it went ... video

So many disasters ... video

Ex header pic: You too could look as good ...

(unlikely, I grant you) in the new TVH3 shirt ... stocks going fast, see Honeydew to reserve yours.

Rolling down to the old Plantation ... video

They drift away disconsolately ... video

after being led up the creek by 'someone' ...

Come on lads, make it look good! ... video

Here they come ... video

Yes, that's right Piddler, I'm SURE it's ...

... to the right ... when have I ever steered you wrong ....... BONG!

Now singalong with me ...

... There may be trouble ahead
But while there's music and moonlight and love and romance
Let's face the music and dance ...

Sparkie spurts ...

You zig ...

... and I'll zag ...

Here comes the cavalry ...

Make your mind up time or ...

... a scene reminiscent of 'North By Northwest' (1959) ... Cary Grant awaits his destiny at an isolated crossroads ...

I may not know a lot, Laurie but ...

... I do know about running and this lad has the make and the shape and the style to be a track athlete ... if only you knew, my son, I could really make you a star!

Arriba 2! Fanning out across the road ...

From left: Fukarwi, a little fella doin' well, Cinders, Rambo and Imelda ...

Arriba! Arriba! ...

... The longs stream down the hill en routey ... Dayglow Fukarwi and Cinderfella spearhead the troops ...

It won't work, but tell us anyway - hares briefing ... video

Star car park pre circle pan 3 ... video

Another one I missed ... sigh

Star car park pre circle pan 2 ... video

Some vid clips out of order, sorry ...

Ex header pic: Pork torpedoes Pillock! ...

... Assassination attempt at Stover Country Park (pic courtesy Cinderfella)

"Out of my way, you Pillock!" ...

... "I'm doing the short!" cries the Great Hash God ...

'I, Cinderfella' (2009)

Who votes we just go straight in the pub?

Jollity continues unabated ...

Soapy takes over and ...

... will you kindly stop sniggering there Melanie ... I know you look ridiculous but try to keep a lid on it ...

STILL trying to recall ...

... as Palmolive strains to hear if anything is being said ...

Numbnuts tries hard to recall ...

... any details whatsoever of the trail he's only just laid ... co-hare Soapy looks on in disbelief ...

I like your style Gromit ...

... that really is a silly hat ...

The virgins are mesmerised by the magic ...

... of the RA's delivery ...

Virgin dog , Point Four and who'll do the words? ... video

"Who'll do the words for tonight?"

...

Teapot's so grateful he moves in to ...

... give the hapless Palmolive ...

... a rewarding peck ...