Fallen Woman retrieves bra and downdown ... video

Blaster doggy bowl downdown doggy style ...video

Talk about embarrassing! ... video

Piltdown Man downdown ... video

Supreme Pillock awards - with accompanying commentary from Melanie ... video

Thank the pub ... video

Free chickens? ... video

Inside the Welcome Stranger

You're late but we've saved some sweets ... video

Regroup and little chocolate egg time ... video

The troops soldier on ... video

Ex header pic: A well earned sweetie ...

The crossing ... video

Approaching the water ... video

Send out scouts! ... video

And off they go! ... video

Sending out scouts to find the whereabouts ...

... of the trail ... the suspicious pack loiter lazily, Larry ...

They boldly go - where no scouts have been before ...

... Betty ...

Piltdown Man (far right) smells a rat ...

ON BACK!

Shirley it's not lighting-up time already?

'Hate Jams' goes to unjam the jam ...

... that's developing by the stream ...

Barring the way ...

"Down there, teddy bears ... "

Ex header pic: The crossing ...

... Piltdown Man carries Georgie P Orgy across the water in gentlemanly fashion ... vid clip to follow ...

Hares briefing ... video

Fukarwi enters stage right ... video

Philippe Fillop ... video

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? ...

... no! It's FUKARWI! ...

... and this must be the night of the silly tee shirts and fashion tee shirts ...

You're trying to mess this up, aren't you?

... (vid clip upcoming) ... Flip Flop - former Double Pillock and Heckler Supremo ...

Girls, your luck's in ...

... another nice boy (centre) from Ash Hash ... and Melanie, you're in the flippin' way again!

"Who's that wally over there?" asks Rambo ...

... That's no wally - it's Andy ...

... he pottered round with us at Arfanar's 'Ash at the Claycutters, remember?

Light-hearted moments ...

It's smart to stand behind ...

... senior members of the Mismanagement at circle time ... you're less likely to be singled out ...

The next victim is being scrutinised ...

'Philippe Fillop' extracts ribald laughter ...

... from the fickle assemblage ... courtesy of Flip Flop ... (you had to have been there)

Ex header pic: 'Underneath The Arches'

Virgins and visitors, Love or Hate Soapy and we've already done the Dites Donc ... video

Circle commences with bad news ... video

Still panning ... video

Taffy and McWot approaches with minders ... video

McWot approaches with his ...

... minders in close attendance (Numbnuts and U Bend)

Ah dites donc ... video

Hang Loose in his 'Dites Donc' beret ...

Under the A38 ...

Andy's still a little unsure ...

... and welcome back Smash and Grab (and Bog Roll - out of picture) we missed you!

Great Hash God rescues distressed Pillock ... video

I remember them ... they drank all my ...

Guest hashers ... Nice Boy (right) and as yet unnamed ...

Don't ask me, you'll have to wait for the vid clip ...

Love the top ...

Evidently entertained ...

Attentive and awaiting ...

'OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!' (Britney of course!)

I tried following my own directions and found the Welcome Stranger appearing unexpectedly on the right hand side. Parking the chariot, I found the hares' arrow and TVH3 pointing back the way I had come ... started legging it up the road and managed to flag Pottsie and Hovel Annie down for a lift. I can offer no defence other than I am, after all, The Pillock ... sigh

Chocolate downdown ... video

Wigwam 'owns up' ... video

But there's a slight snag before he gets his free pint ...

Drag Act 50 Badge and downdown ... video

Sir Limpalot downdown ... video

Strongbow nominates Sir Limpalot ... video

Gromit's entry for the 2009 ... video

... Cannes Film Festival

Fallen Woman mentioned in despatches ...

... as Strongbow selects a victim ...

"Did you get it, Gromit?"

"It's been a lovely evening ...

... chucked in the Black Lagoon and then a beer shampoo ... "

My trusted crony U Bend ...

... ensures there will be no spillage ...

... well, not much anyway ...

My legion of supporters watch ...

... the Supreme Pillock in classic pose ...

"I'm trusting you Gromit, just keep shooting, whatever happens!"

"Is it Bombardier?"

"Have you got it on 'record' Gromit?"

The RA can't bear to look ...

... it's an even bigger travesty than he's used to ...

My first mistake was giving the cam to ...

... Gromit ...