I do love a good mover ...

Come on baby, let's rock ...

Captain Hook and Little Red Riding Hood ...

... as portrayed by Paraprick and Little Bristols ... (Larks pic)

Pottsie does look quite splendid ...

... but the judges are still seeking the link to the Fairy Tales theme ... (Larks pic)

Forgive me if I'm mistaken but ...

... I think its Hansel and Gretel by Gobbler and Sparkie ... (Larks pic)

A Pink Fairy ...

... which suits Mouldy very well indeed ... (Larks pic)

The wolf has brewed up so now it's ...

... Michael Myers (?) and a court jester (?) ... Bluebird and Pottsie about to get disqualified ... (Larks pic)

The only wolf on show ...

... to molest the Little Red Riding Hoods ... (Larks pic)

CHRISTMAS PARTY

As I was on the same bus, I can confirm that Little Bristols is aptly a lovely Little Red Riding Hood - complete with hamper for 'Granny' ... (Larks pic)

CHRISTMAS PARTY

I'm not absolutely certain, but my guess is that an Ugly Sister is the costume of choice for our GM Archangel ... (Larks pic)

CHRISTMAS PARTY

Number 2 looking fabulous (Larks pic)

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY - vid clip

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY - vid clip

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

... the Poach in Disco mode - warming up for Monday night's Christmas Party ...

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

... Winalot waves ... note the flesh tones on her hand as the cam's sensor blends CMOS colour with infrared - this is a smart piece of kit ...

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

An impossible pic - completely undoctored, it's a fluke capture of U Bend's face in infrared superimposed over a saturated green strobe flash ... now I can see how all this fake 'ghost' footage comes about ...

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

It only works! Bird Blue finally triumphs after many disappointments - Able cannot believe it!

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

... note the CMOS colour cam isolating the green strobe over the infrared ... fascinating ...

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

... Number 2 and Disco Time in the Jolly Farmer ...

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

... the Birthday Boy himself - caught in IR by your oh so high-tech on the spot reporter ...

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

... and Able (lower left) is only going for it ... extraordinary IR capture ...

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

... and infrared still (new software which can extrapolate stills from AVI - giving yet more technology) of U Bend and Able 'Saturday Night Fevering' in the Jolly Farmer ... rock and roll ...

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

What was the Fonz's catchphrase? Heyyyyyyyyyyy ....

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

The Blues Brother with the short fat hairy legs ... Bobbiball, Bobbiball, Bobbiballlll ...

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

"Bags the plastic aeroplane!" says Poacher ...

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

Make up your own minds what the caption should be here ... from left: Bin Laden, Number 2 and Piddler

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

... and it's cracker time in the restaurant ... think Gromit's going to pull Able's cracker any minute now ...

U BEND'S BIG BIRTHDAY

... and it's make your mind up time with the menu at the final port of call ... U Bend and Fallen Woman ...