Saturday, 21 February 2009

S & M Hash: Bobby observes and that's a lovely collar ...

... that Lovely Rita's wearing (left) ...

S & M Hash: ... Blowing In The Wind ... the answer ...

... is Blowing In The Wind ...

S & M Hash: ... and the answer my friend is ...

S & M Hash: It's not what it seems ...

... Mouldy is finishing off all the bottles for a reason ...

S & M Hash: Soapy downdown (the one you wanted to see) ... video

Finally released for hasher enjoyment ...

Ex header pic: A collage of pics from the 2007 Awards Night at the Keyberry Hotel

S & M Hash: Palmolive and Soapy

Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Ex header pic: You're quite right of course, Larks ...

... most of my material is 'tacky' ... but strangely, whenever I post it, viewing numbers soar ... ?

S & M Hash: The moment Rampant Rabbit ...

... 'manufactured' her downdown ...

S & M Hash: Hospitality abounds at Adobe ...

... of Number 2 ...

S & M Hash: He's only got the pukka hat ... video

My two old buddies - enjoying the hospitality ...

... at Number 2's Adobe ...

S & M Hash: I'm not talking to you, Soapy ...

... you're always spoiling my fun ...

S & M Hash: I think we're 'At the Movies' Wiggy!

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Ex header pic: S & M Hash at Number 2's Adobe

S & M Hash: Joint hare Larks reveals that ...

... the S and M refers to 'short' and 'medium' ... well, yes, but it could have meant 'sad' and 'miserable' too - and where would the fun have been in that, Theresa?

S & M Hash: Hostess Number 2 explains all ...

S & M Hash: No curves 'ere 'Arry ...

... it's a right-angled arrowed 'Ash all right ...

S & M Hash: Voting forms ... video

S & M Hash: Simulate a virgin ... video

S & M Hash: 'Brought you along' and the GM investigates ... video

S & M Hash: Mouldy Maverick ... video (or Don Quixote, perhaps)

S & M Hash: Here he is enjoying himself ...

... while you're home alone Honeydew ... just in case he comes back and says: "I was miserable all evening without you, my little honeysuckle blossom ... "

S & M Hash: Wiggy and others find Mouldy's ...

... sandcastle fascinating viewing ...

S & M Hash: Listening intently to the important ...

... messages at the circle, Mouldy sets about building a sandcastle in Number 2's schooling pen ... sigh

S & M Hash: and the first contender styling a ...

... figure-hugging black chainmail effect leotard is ... Heeeeere's Piltdown Man ...

S & M Hash: not so sure about the jester tights ...

S & M Hash: Zapper commences downdown ...

(yes, you're right, there's an awful lot of downdowns tonight - might be something to do with the two dozen Greene Kings I airlifted in)

S & M Hash: Teapot gets lucky ... story later ...

S & M Hash: Rampant Rabbit is penalised ...

... with a downdown ... reason later ...

S & M Hash: Piltdown Man steps up to the oche ...

... for his downdown ... reason later ...

S & M Hash: This one should really be over ...

... on TVH3 Raunchy ... but I'm in a hurry ... Mouldy takes his judging of the Best S & M outfit very seriously ...

S & M Hash: Georgie P Orgy's downdown ...

... doesn't go entirely to plan ...

S & M Hash: Biker Bubbles ...

... super effort here and snatched third place behind the girls ...

S & M Hash: Archangel about to award ...

(see what I mean about the hues!)

Monday, 16 February 2009

Most unfortunately (for you) the hash calendar ...

... has two vital dates coming in consecutive weeks. The Valentine's 'S and M' hash this evening from Oakwood Farm at Ideford necessitates Bluebell insisting on turning up - come on, you wouldn't want that boring Pillock Bluebird, would you? The following week (Feb 23rd) is the Awards Night at the Bishop Lacey and Bluebell (and Bluebird) will be laying the trail. One important thing though - the BBC Spotlight Crew WILL be there and we need to get there early ... 6:45 pm at the latest to ensure 'getting in the picture' .... bigger reminder later ...

Ex header pic: A special delivery of beer will be airlifted in Monday ...

... but still bring your own as there's only a limited supply ...

Dartmoor Lodge Hotel - All the exoticas/ On the 3 7 to Yuma ... video

Dartmoor Lodge Hotel - "Is it still raining?" ... video

Inside the Dartmoor Lodge Hotel - A roaring brazier ... video

Sunday, 15 February 2009

Inside the Dartmoor Lodge Hotel - the gang's all here ... video

Circle prelims. Feb 9th ... video

Just remembered I fast forwarded and missed a few ...

I did Wanda where you'd all gone ...

Hashers are strange creatures ... I'm just getting lonely, when all of a sudden, you all come visiting ... weather looks promising for tomorrow - dry and mild for a change ... now come on, have you got the Valentines/S and M outfits sorted out yet? Bluebell didn't like that one last night (black PVC Flight Attendant) and she'll be trying on a MUCH better one later tonight ... the 'shoot' will probably be censored, but we'll try and get some stills posted for your edification Elvis ...

'Be Afraid' video now showing ...

... over on TVH3 Raunchy ... sigh